You are happy to stay with Chris, so you decide to start searching for an airport. Hey, there’s one! Oh, yeah, you have no money. So you decide to walk to Israel. You take two steps and then fall asleep. When you awaken, Chris is gone, and a hippie is using your foot as a plate to eat his Frosted Mini Wheats. As you scream, “SCRAM! SCRAM! GET OUTTA HERE!” He drops 7,000 pounds (That’s English money) while running away. You first drop by a diner called “The Breakfastham Palace” and order a few croissants. With the remaining money, about 6,985, you purchase a ticket to Israel. While boarding the huge plane, you see Jeremy sitting on a bench… With 62 seconds ‘till the plane lifts off, you sprint to a nearby information desk! You thrust the money at the lady standing behind the counter and she gives you a ticket! Going full speed, you grab Jeremy by his arm, hand him the ticket and push him into the plane! He shows to the man on the plane and you do the same. Man, that was close! Wait, you left your carry-on’s on the bench! You leap over the seat in front of you and sprint towards your belongings, 20 seconds ‘till lift off! You grab items and leap for the plane’s door 5… Almost there! 4… Doors closing! 3… Engine starting! 2... You leap for the door! Hoorah! You’re in! To Israel! WHAT!?!? The plane’s outta gas… Well, good luck getting to Israel! You’re stuck in England!
THE END
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